Public Policy Polling just keeps revealing how stupid, paranoid, and misled the American electorate is. Here are some results from their new national poll on conspiracy theories that aren’t true.
Democrats win! 25% of Democrats think Bush “intentionally allowed the 9/11 attacks to take place because he wanted the United States to go to war in the Middle East” (that is much more specific wording than previous polls so there is less “it’s fair to say Bush knew” wiggle room) and 12% are not sure. But a full 42% of Republicans are positive the President was not born in the United States and 22% just cannot make up their minds about where the President, who was born in Hawaii, was born.
And self-declared “independents,” once you take away the genuine libertarians and socialists and Greens and fascists who make up .01% of the electorate, remain mostly white conservatives who voted for Clinton once.
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So: journalist, writer, and Sarah Palin critic Joe McGinniss was outfoxed in his attempt to bid on a dinner with Sarah Palin by $3,200, bringing the final bid to $63,500. The winner, please?
Ms. Cathy Maples, who hails from Huntsville, Alabama, come on down! You’re the next diner on Iron Chef: Wasilla. Maples put in the final bid on Palin’s eBay auction for dinner with her; proceeds will go to Ride2Recovery, an organization helping wounded soldiers get by on their way back to a normal existence after getting FUBAR’d because they didn’t have the proper resources or infrastructure for their missions laid out for them, often because that money went to private, non-government defense contractors. Like the one Cathy Maples works for!
Other things Ms. Maples could’ve bid on in the auction include:
Lunch with former Bush aide Karl Rove (which went for $16,000), a “CSI: New York” set experience and party with star Gary Sinise ($4,150), and a Rob Lowe-autographed baseball jersey ($620).
Hm. Between dinner with Palin, lunch with Rove, a party with Sinise, and Sam Seaborne’s baseball jersey (?!), tough call. Maples has apparently met Palin twice before, is a huge fan, and is one of many Americans who would like to see Sarah Palin take the presidency. She has to pay for the ride up to Alaska, but can bring four people to dinner.
She says the plan right now is to bring her two grandchildren, 13 and 18 years old, their mother and the 18-year-old’s girlfriend.
Functional! A learning experience for all. Maples will be treated to America’s Best View of Russia, while McGinniss will write contritely congratulatory letterswhere he basically writes, HA, you paid all that money to have dinner with Sarah Palin, sucker:
As one of the underbidders, I salute you and congratulate you on winning the dinner with Sarah Palin. I’m pleased that my bids helped increase the total proceeds that will go to our wounded veterans through Ride2Recovery. I wish you the best for your forthcoming trip to Alaska. Although I would have enjoyed the opportunity for a frank exchange of views with Gov. Palin, I’m pleased that someone with your record of accomplishment will grace her table.
Ah, the menu, though. Might I suggest a Black Truffle Squirrel Soup, served behind a pure Alaskan Mooseburger, topped off by—appropriately—Jeffrey Chodorow’s infamous “Baked Alaska” recipe.
The kind of food meant to stimulate an open exchange of ideas about progress, family values, dedication to one’s post, and of course, the children of children. $64K well spent, Ms. Maples. It’s no entry into Conde Nast’s Orangina-barren cafeteria, but it’ll do. It’ll do.
–Foster Kamer / GAWKER
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